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Tuesday, July 08, 2003
posted by gbarto at 1:06 AM:
Hastert Hit With Water BalloonMan charged with felony aggravated battery for getting House speaker wet
Over a water balloon? Hurling an object at the Speaker of the House may rightfully get you shot by nervous security guards in our edgy post-9/11 world, but if you make it past that hurdle, reality should be allowed to intrude. The man needs to be billed for the drycleaning (or replacement of the suit, depending, but Hastert's attire does not usually appear to consist of particularly delicate finery), to pay one hell of a fine for wasting everyone's time and to maybe spend a day or two in the clink.
Oh yes, and he needs to be spent on a speaking tour, proceeds donated to Hastert's favority charity. His topic: Confessions of a geek with nothing better to do than waterbomb the most boring House Speaker in history.
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