Friday, October 29, 2004Violence in France...Entre ses meurtres, Pierre a regardé «Shrek» - Between Murders, Pierre Watched "Shrek" In the presence of investigators, Pierre, 14, recounted the methodical massacre of his family in a detached manner. "As though he were an observer and not the one responsible," Joseph Schmitt, DA at the Republic of Rouen, stated yesterday, allowing to never having seen such a thing "in 31 years of dealing with crime." Cold, letting no emotion appear, the teen was unable to explain why he massacred his family. The child psychologists who examined him yesterday may perhaps shed a little light on the deadly folly that took hold of the boy who today will be arraigned for murder and attempted murder.The article goes on to note that he got the idea to kill his parents while distracted doing homework. He apparently only killed his siblings when they made too much noise as he tried to watch "Shrek." Notes the TurkeySis, who has the answers for all and is way ahead of the French investigators: I'm sure american imperialism caused this crime. Oh, they said he was watching shrek when he did it! Yup, we'll be to blame...Coming soon to a theater near you, "Le Shrekkeur... il était un bon petit garçon, puis il a vu le Shrek... et les cauchemars d'une ville sont devenus la réalité... le Shrekkeur!" 
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