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Friday, March 18, 2005
Immigration Problem Solved!
Sitting in a local Borders this morning, I heard a young Latina discussing with a friend how only in America would we do this or that. She went on to compare our practices with those in Mexico, favoring Mexico.
I hear these conversations a lot here in the Bay Area. I understand they have such conversations a lot in LA and New York too. So here's my idea:
A Proposal for Population Balance
Be it resolved that in an effort to
- alleviate the grievances of Americans who dislike America
and
- find a place for those who would come to America
The United States of America shall henceforth
- grant to any citizen the right to allow entry to the immigrant of his or her choosing
provided that
- said citizen has provided proper authorities with proof of resettlement in another country
and
- foresworn the rights of American citizenship, which will be transferred to the immigrant designated.
posted by gbarto at 11:30 PM
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