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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Schiavo update

With the death of Terri Schiavo, it is presumed that Michael Schiavo will marry his fiancée, already mother to two of his children.

In a related story, two of the future Mrs. Schiavo's brothers have been arrested for breaking into their sister's home. Police reported that the two men had installed defibrillators and rubber wall pads in all the rooms of the house. An angry Michael Schiavo denounced the gesture as "rude and insensitive," while the brothers insist it was a good faith effort to ensure that Schiavo doesn't suffer the same tragedy twice. One of the brothers characterized it as an early wedding present.

Schiavo's attorney issued a short statement to the press, underlining that "still sickened by his wife's demise, the last thing Mr. Schiavo needs is the intrusion of busybody future in-laws."

posted by gbarto at 8:29 PM  


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