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Sunday, May 15, 2005
 Newsweek: The Real George Washington
In yet another shocking blow to our image of the Founding Fathers, and of America itself, Newsweek's exclusive item reveals that the Father of our Country personally and deliberately mutilated 50 copies of the Koran in an effort to destroy the will of the Barbary pirates.
(No need to write and tell me the story's inaccurate and the timeline doesn't work; we're using Newsweek standards in our reporting here.)
posted by gbarto at 10:25 PM
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