Terms of Service for TurkeyBlog (http://gbarto.com/turkey)

1. The content of TurkeyBlog is the product of automatic writing, and to be treated with such skepticism as may thereby be warranted. It is presented as is and without warranty by the owner and operator of gbarto.com. Any similarity between the opinions of the TurkeyBlog and the owner and operator of gbarto.com is purely coincidental and the latter party is to be held harmless in all matters concerning the TurkeyBlog.
2. The TurkeyBlog is a free service of gbarto.com. All parties with complaints will be granted a full refund.
3. The content of TurkeyBlog is the product of automatic writing and belongs to the entity that creates it. That entity permits gbarto.com to take such action as necessary against unattributed or improper use of its content. Unattributed or improper use of its content may also (and more likely) result in unexpected karmic deficits.
4. Those with objections to the content of TurkeyBlog should contact us at turkey@gbarto.com and we will try to accomodate reasonable requests. Unreasonable requests may be mocked on-site, though the owner and operator of gbarto.com bears no liability in such an event as the TurkeyBlog is the product of automatic writing by an unnamed entity and is merely presented as is by the site operators.